1)
“Wait! Patrol Six? What’re you doing down THERE? You’re supposed to be way west of here, in the lower dungeons!”
“Oh? You haven’t heard?”
“Heard WHAT?” 2)
“Gah! No message-runners sent, AGAIN? THIS is how we lose battles! Oh, there’ll be floggings!”
“Oh. Well, that’s the problem, then. Some of the lads have got to liking them.”#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 20, 2020