I’ve found adventurers make the most memorable guests
Thanks to the odd nature of what they consider hilarious jests
And that’s why silencing them makes me feel relief, and not gloat
As all their bodies pile up until they quite choke the moat— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 11, 2020
Their portraits quite fail the true depths of their sneering to depict
So I quite enjoyed with my sword, hilt deep, their opinions to contradict— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 12, 2020
Along the dark passages the gleeping horrors slunk
In their talons and gaping maws my fervent hopes are sunk
For they shall my foes catch and claw
And munch on them, and eat them raw— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 13, 2020