DM: "At long last, you stand ready to open the wizard's chest. On its surface, you see a number burned: 1,569. What do you do?"
Me: "I open the lid, excited to find more than 1,500 treasures!"
DM: "You peer inside, and the truth overwhelms you: it's emails, 1,569 emails!"
— Jeremy Crawford (@JeremyECrawford) September 24, 2018
You must have come into the office after some days off, I know the feeling brother. I did return to the office today after a few days off last week, resting after finishing "Dungeon of the Mad Mage" and "Guildmasters' Guide to Ravnica." I'm going to take a few more days off later this week! 😃
— Jeremy Crawford (@JeremyECrawford) September 25, 2018
Click Here! Local single hags want to meet you!I want to meet all the hags!
— Jeremy Crawford (@JeremyECrawford) September 25, 2018
I’m Treasure Type No The Fuck Really You have my sympathy!
— Jeremy Crawford (@JeremyECrawford) September 25, 2018
You monster…
How many are spam? None of them spam.
— Jeremy Crawford (@JeremyECrawford) September 25, 2018
