1)
“My, my! FANCY armor! Nice work. With those holy symbols all over it, you’re a walking temple come-hither sign.”
“THANK you.”
“Aye, that’s wisest; take it as a compliment. You a paladin or something?”
“A holy knight? Ah, let’s…#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 9, 2018

3)
…settle on SOMETHING. The gods walk among us, you know.”
“So I’ve heard, but DON’T try to take the last piece of meat when you’ve had your share by claiming godhood. You’ll get a good kick in your soft bits if you try, …#epic fantasy Holiest of Holy or not.”
“An unbeliever, eh?”
“No, I simply believe in fair sharing as a principle, first, over divine right to anything. Hierarchy of belief, see?”
“And what causes you, in life, to re-order your hierarchy?”#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 9, 2018

5)
“OH, no you don’t! DON’T try to distract me from fair distribution of the meat, with threats or anything else. I know your game. Distract me with deep life philosophy, and grab meat out of turn. I’ve met your sort before.”#epic fantasy “Oh? And how did that turn out for you?”
“Where do you think the meat in this pan came from?”#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 9, 2018

1)
“No, I DEFINITELY haven’t had any ale yet today, and yet THAT is JUST as definitely a PINK dragon. Flying over OUR meadow. Well, I never!”
“You invariably.”
“What?”
“Crazy and unusual sightings invariably happen in your…#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 5, 2018

3)
“It was NOT meant as a compliment, FORMER Lord of the City.”
presence, Vralthus. I think you’re not just a powerful—if erratic—archwizard, I think you EXUDE magic, in a sort of field that twists and warps reality.”
“Oh, cease the flowery blandishments! You’ll quite turn my head!”#epic fantasy “Oh. Well, I’d take offense, but why bother? Yon dragon’s going to devour you in a moment any…”
“WHAAAA—[chomp]
“There. Well, devour the UPPER half of you, anyway. …#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 5, 2018

4)
… WHAT a mess. Say, dragon, if you’re so hungry, there’s an entire city of my critics THAT way. None of them will be a loss to the world. Oh, now, DON’T make that face. I’m sure SOME critics taste good. Well, fairly sure…”#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 5, 2018