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The Lord High Chamberlain lost it.
“Did I,” he snarled, striding down the passage to trample the servants if they didn’t scramble to their work, “or did I not, order you to have this table SET? SIX bells ago!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) August 8, 2018
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…gave birth to three dragonets. The Queen’s calling them Delightful, Unexpected, and Surprise. She’s had us busy getting milk for them.”
“Milk? Dragons drink BLOOD!”
“Yes, and she’s empowered us to draw some from everyone in…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) August 8, 2018
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…never been leered at by a mere footman before, but to his surprise, he quite liked it.
Made one feel important. WANTED.
the Palace. So if you don’t want an unsightly scar everyone will see, just drop your breeches and bend over, Lord, and you’ll end up with a slightly scar you can show your SPECIAL friends.”
The Lord High Chamberlain had… “Now, beware, you’ll feel a prick…”
“Ahem,” a passing maid jested, right on cue.#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) August 8, 2018