@ChrisPerkinsDnD Do centaurs suckle with with their human nipples or their horse nipples?
— Maxwell Schultz (@Captain_Quiz) December 29, 2016
Easily the best question I've gotten all year. Let me get back to you. I want to milk this for all it's worth. #nipplepuns https://t.co/27qK2uQJHc
— Christopher Perkins (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) December 29, 2016
Both. As newborns they suckle primarily on the rich horse milk from the lower nipples, but as growth accelerates, the balance shifts to the sweeter human milk from the top, somewhere around six months old. #Science #AlsoMagic
This thread is going to be mammorable.