With tentacle and deadly gaze the monster never did fail
No adventurer born could he not tame
And now he’s gone deep, leaving wide slimy trail
To spawn? Moult? Die? Lay eggs? Burst into flame?
Whate’er, the one who slays him will win lasting fame— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 2, 2018
There’s a pirate queen who leads a life of danger
To every castle she raids, she stays a stranger
But with every prize she takes
More treasure in she rakes
Odds are she’ll be your innards re-arranger— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 2, 2018
Don’t forsake me O high lady
For discovering your shady
Scheme to empty the royal treasury down the years
Just go on using your wiles on me, honey
And I’ll keep quiet about the money
Your lovely front makes up for a lot of arrears— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 2, 2018
