1)
“Er, is that sword supposed to swing by itself?”
“Oh. Yes, it’s enchanted and haunted. So either its spell doesn’t like you, or one of the ghosts doesn’t. You might want to parry about now.”
[clang]
“Almost had me!”
“Indeed.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 2, 2018
3)
“So could we all. That’s called LIFE, friend. So savor the moment. And this next one. And that one, too. We only get so many of them.”
“Think you’re funny, do yuuuurrk!”
“There. Door’s safely bolted. Safe now.”
“Safe? Aren’t there other ways out of those rooms?”
“True. RELATIVELY safe, then.”
“Relatively? If it flies fast, I could be dead three breaths from now!”#epic fantasy See? Told you. Worry not, I’ll see you decently buried.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 2, 2018