1)
“Excuse me! Excuse me, gentlesirs! Did you see three men in flaming gold armor rush past? Waving swords with serpents spitted on them, and glowing with rainbows of enchanted light?”
“Er, what COLOR flames?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 5, 2018
2)
“WHAT? Don’t TOY with me, louts! I’m the Royal Herald, and this sword of mine is VERY sharp!”
“So it is! Well, why didn’t you point—OW!—that out in the first place? Most compelling!”
“WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 5, 2018
3)
“I misremember. We see a lot of people rushing past, and we’ve all had a lot to drink. Perhaps if you could describe their tattoos..”
“Aha! You DID see them! They DO have tattoos! One of them has an arrow tattooed on his…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 5, 2018
5)
…left cheek: which way did that arrow go?”
“Oh! THAT way! Why didn’t you ask that in the first place?”
“I suppose I’m just obtuse. THANK you!”
“Don’t mention it. Always happy to help the Royal Herald in a timely manner.”#epic fantasy“He’s gone, Halivrus. No need to go on spouting.”
“Oh, he’ll be back. After yon bend there, that way leads straight down into the cesspit. You’d think a Royal Herald would know that. One of the shittier jobs.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 5, 2018