1)
“Good GODS! Father, does MOTHER know you ordered this sculpture?”
“Eh? Oh, the nude elf princesses going at it? That was her commission, actually.”
“WHAT?”
“Lass, lass, HOW long have you been alive? And you haven’t figured…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 5, 2018
2)
…out yet that shocking people is what your mother lives for? And if she can push you straight to appalled, she’s on top of the Palace for a WEEK. Heh. I love those weeks.”
“FATHER!”
“Honey, someday all of this will be yours.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 5, 2018