@ChrisPerkinsDnD this dungeon hazard showed up in my apartment. What do I do? pic.twitter.com/48euBUtWft
— Arend G. (@CrabbyFry) September 23, 2016
Don't attack it with slashing weapons, or it'll split into two creatures. Offer it gold. If that doesn't work, try fire. https://t.co/iULakSa2ms
— (((Chris Perkins))) (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) September 23, 2016
@ChrisPerkinsDnD the cookies are giant owls. pic.twitter.com/8ztWShPUyc
— DoctorSynth (@doctorsynth) September 23, 2016
If the owls die, do you get to eat them? https://t.co/VDetx8scYX
— (((Chris Perkins))) (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) September 23, 2016
"The owls are not what they seem!" (That's a #TwinPeaks reference for all you young'uns.) https://t.co/b5mS2CNK6I
— (((Chris Perkins))) (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) September 23, 2016