He hanged all the goblins with the best stout rope
Their dying curses were so foul that he force-fed them soap— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 9, 2019
She so loved bloodshed that she knew joy exquisite
Whenever raiding Vikings paid a visit
But the rest of the time, to avoid falling into gloomy ruts
She settled for watching the butcher slice meat into cold cuts— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 10, 2019
Now listen, good burghers, we did not come all this way to be told
Your monsters are bad, so you need REAL adventurers, bold— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 11, 2019