1)
“Here, what’d you just do to the swordavar?”
“Gave him the greatest rapture of his life.”
“Really? Why’s he sliding down the wall, then?”
“Overcome. He hasn’t been with many doxies, has he?”
“Doubt it. He’s a tightcoin.” 2)
“That’s it, then. He’s lost in pleasure.”
“Oh. Can, er, I be lost in pleasure, too?”
“Certainly. Here.”
“AIEEEE!”
“See? It’s an epidemic. You last three stalwarts don’t want to be left out, do you?”#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 15, 2020

3)
“Er, no, but that sounded painful. And now they look rather dead.”
{sigh} “Inexperienced, aren’t you?”
“Well, uh, it’s not something I’d prefer to discuss.”
“Would you prefer to kiss me, instead?”
“Oh. Yes, pleasAAIEEE!”#epicfantasy 4)
“Gods, it IS an epidemic, isn’t it? I’d best join in! AiiiiEEEE!”
“Me, too! AIEEEE!”
“Smoothly done, Chant.”
“Men are such dolts when it comes to lust. Not that this is news to any woman.”#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 15, 2020