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“There’s more. It says ‘The lowest chambers of the sunken levels are the abode of a sadistic, merciless, cunning, and brilliant undead bone-monster of spherical shape, that has a long-fanged maw and many articulated…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 7, 2018
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…eyestalks that emit deadly magical effects. It has defeated at least six strong adventuring companies, has announced its intention of conquering the world, and is known to collect small rubber toys.’” 3)
Then the cleric broke it. “Well, that’s cheerful enough,” she said. Uncertainly.
“I don’t believe a word of it,” snorted the fighter. “Who writes this stuff?”
The wizard flipped pages. “Uncredited,” he said at last.#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 7, 2018
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…visited this place, who’s still alive to complain?”
The silence was deeper this time.
“We,” said the thief firmly, “need to buy better dungeon guidebooks. How do we even know the writers ever visited this one? I think they copy entries from older editions, and competitors. Consider: of the readers who’ve…#epic fantasy The cleric broke it again. “Isn’t there a dungeon that has full bathroom facilities? And proper lighting? Under a big port city, I think…”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 7, 2018