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“A packsack full of turnips? A baldric of pots and pans? Six lanterns? I thought I was going to be a HERO, not the party scullion!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 10, 2018
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“Looked at yourself in a mirror? When we hung the cape on ye, it looked like an awning draped over a heap of meat!”
“Listen! That’s what a cape IS. Now a lantern and a pan each, and I’ll manage the turnips, you boarbums.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 10, 2018