So we bearded the dragon in its lair, and its flames killed six of us, but such is the stuff
Of being legendary heroes—for our thefts, vandalism, and murder sprees to have cause enough— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 23, 2019
And that was the day the Princess we thanked
For she the Baron who’d ordered our deaths far outranked
And that’s how we became her pet adventurers tame
So for all the blood we spill now, you’ve Her Highness to blame— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 23, 2019
Adventurer bold, I’ve drained so many flasks
That now they’re shipping it to me in big heavy casks— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 24, 2019