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“Jorath, they have us SURROUNDED! I’ve counted at LEAST eighty hobgoblins out there so far! What are you MESSING AROUND with a fire and the sup-all biggest cauldron for? Doomed adventurers eat last hearty meal, or some such…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 15, 2018
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…nonsense?”
“Don’t you know the legend? We haul this too-big, rusty old cauldron around because it’s enchanted! Warriors boiled in it grow to giant size, are healed of all wounds and ills, and gain the strength of ten!”#epic fantasy “So if I hop in there, and somehow DON’T die horribly, you’re thinking I’ll come out brawny enough to defeat all the hobgoblins and save us?”
“Yes! And we’ll keep the cauldron boiling, so you can dive back in and get… #epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 15, 2018
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…healed, no matter how often you get wounded!”
“Uh-huh. So what’re all the salt, carrots, and dumplings for?”
“Well, if the magic is mere legend, and you die, I pour in this poison and we flee to the topmost rock. The hobbers…#epic fantasy …sample the free meal, then they all die, and we escape.”
“NO. I won’t do it! I’m ALLERGIC to carrots!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 15, 2018