1)
“Lord Wolf! The envoy from Halantur is in the Royal Bedchamber, and we can see and hear crackling lightnings! The King is in danger!”
“I certainly hope so. Only a good scare is going to cure him of his lust for every pretty…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 10, 2019
2)
…face that comes with nice feminine curves attached.”
“But—but—”
“Palonder, CALM yourself. My spies informed me of the precise limits to Lady Drael’s sorcery. The King is suitably protected.”
“But what if something goes wrong?”#epic fantasy 3)
“Then Lord Varnel will burst out of the King’s wardrobe in the monster suit, roaring, and pounce on Lady Drael. And when she blasts him to bloody cantels and gore, the sleep gas vials all over the suit will shatter.”
“And?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 10, 2019
4)
“And dreamland for all. Whereupon we go in and set matters to rights.”
“But what if the sleep gas puts US to sleep?”
“That’s why you’re going in first, Palonder. Then Lunder. Then Long Meg and her on-duty-tonight ladies.”#epic fantasy 5)
“Then you?”
“Then me. Someone must ‘see to’ Lady Drael. And we happen to be old friends.”
“Friends?”
“We’ve bedded each other, and she didn’t manage to kill me. Yet. So, ‘friends.’”
“That’s not the usual definition, lord.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 10, 2019
6)
“And how often do ‘usual’ and ‘Lord Wolf’ go together?”
“Ah.”
“Palonder, learn faster, will you? I’m getting older. The days pass, and I can’t stop them.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 10, 2019
