1)
“My, my! FANCY armor! Nice work. With those holy symbols all over it, you’re a walking temple come-hither sign.”
“THANK you.”
“Aye, that’s wisest; take it as a compliment. You a paladin or something?”
“A holy knight? Ah, let’s…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 9, 2018
3)
…settle on SOMETHING. The gods walk among us, you know.”
“So I’ve heard, but DON’T try to take the last piece of meat when you’ve had your share by claiming godhood. You’ll get a good kick in your soft bits if you try, …#epic fantasy Holiest of Holy or not.”
“An unbeliever, eh?”
“No, I simply believe in fair sharing as a principle, first, over divine right to anything. Hierarchy of belief, see?”
“And what causes you, in life, to re-order your hierarchy?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 9, 2018
5)
“OH, no you don’t! DON’T try to distract me from fair distribution of the meat, with threats or anything else. I know your game. Distract me with deep life philosophy, and grab meat out of turn. I’ve met your sort before.”#epic fantasy “Oh? And how did that turn out for you?”
“Where do you think the meat in this pan came from?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 9, 2018