1)
“would you like a coin to flip?” Chantratha sneers.
Wolf gives her a withering look, turns, and walks through the arch on his left.
Behind them, the first soldier’s screams ring out.#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) May 25, 2020

2)
“One of these times,” the King says gloomily, “it’s going to be US screaming.”
“And delaying that day as long as possible,” Wolf murmurs, “is what your courtiers are for, Sire.” 3)
“And I’m down to three of you,” the King replies glumly.
“You HAVE been rather careless with the health and loyalty of the Court,” Wolf replies, choosing another left-hand arch, and descending a short flight of steps.#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) May 25, 2020

4)
“What’s that light ahead?”
“A trap. We avoid it.”
“A trap? Who would put a trap down HERE?”
“Someone who wants prisoners to die escaping, that’s who.”
“What sort of idiot trying to escape would head for the light?”#epicfantasy 5)
“All right, the trap was placed by someone who wants IDIOT prisoners to die escaping.”#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) May 25, 2020

It starts with one flumph
I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
In the end it’s all bumpf
Keep that in mind
As bardic rhymes
Explain our times
Reassuring every brain
That you were all quite right when you deemed it all insane

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 1, 2020

Well, now 99 Red Flumph Balloons (a random thought I had this morning) has to happen…

Great job.

— Max H. Gurnard (@PinkGeek008) July 2, 2020

1)
Floating high in the Moonsea sky
Ninety-nine flumph balloons go by
Ninety-nine flumph balloons
Floating high in the Moonsea sky
Temple bells, warhorns bray alert
Flumphs a-drifting from somewhere else
The warbeast springs to life
2)
Opens one hungry eye
Glaring bloodshot up at the sky
Where ninety-nine flumph balloons go by
Ninety-nine Castle street
Ninety-nine scurrying courtiers meet
Gesticulate, worry, to high turrets scurry
Call the dragonriders out in a hurry

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 2, 2020

3)
This is the doom we’ve waited for
This is it, loyal helms! This is war!
Hasten the soldiers into the line
As ninety-nine flumph balloons go by
Ninety-nine…

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 2, 2020