1)
“So just who will be sacrificing the King of Neverune? The mighty Ralandor we’ve heard so much about? Which of you Lord Wizards is he? And Imdarl, are you a commander in this invading force?”
“NEITHER of us is Ralandor.”#epicfantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 28, 2020
2)
“And yes, Wolf, I am. You have the honor of addressing the Commander of Battles of the Army of the South Sword!”
“I see. Is there a North Sword? 3)
“There’s an ARMY of the North Sword. It should be laying waste to Sundulkeep right now.”
“What? My artichokes!”
“Trampled, no doubt, Father. Never mind. You’ll soon be far too dead to eat anything at all.”#epicfantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 28, 2020
4)
“If you’ve finished clumsily threatening your father, Commander, perhaps we could get on with slaughtering these worthless ones and readying the king for sacrifice duty?”
“Doesn’t that involve sodomy with a live chicken?” 5)
“Yes. You HAVE been paying attention. That’s suspicious.”
“In my experience, Lord Wizards, mages find anything and everyone suspicious. And where do you suppose we’re going to get a live chicken around here NOW?”#epicfantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 28, 2020
