1)
“Tell me again why we’re doing this,” said the barbarian, adjusting the wig and his gargantuan false bodice one more time.
“Because if we try hacking our way into the castle,” the thief said, “we’ll be dead before you can…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 18, 2018
2)
…draw a breath. See all those crossbows?”
“But these disguises are going to fool NO one,” the barbarian growled. “They can see I’m male.”
The thief shrugged. “So? Some of yon guards will lust after a hairy man in a dress.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 18, 2018
3)
“What? WHY?”
“Castle garrison. Cooped up. Boredom. Boredom kills life, variety gives it interest and color and makes it worth experiencing more of. Why did YOU choose a life of adventure?”
“No food; hard winter. Clan chief…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 18, 2018
4)
…ordered all younglings out to fend for ourselves. Not for interest and color. For survival.”
“So for survival, in this time and place of imminent crossbow shafts through your guts, you’re wearing a dress.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 18, 2018
5)
The thief adjusted his own false bodice, then the hilts of the throwing knives beneath it—and struck an alluring pose.
“Oh, and simpering. Don’t forget to simper; they like that.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 18, 2018