1)
“That would NEVER do. Now, which mount is mine?”
“That one, Sire.”
“Hmmph. It seems hardly suitable.”
“Oh? What’s wrong with it? I see four legs—the usual supply—and a head. Usual layout, too. You sit on THAT bit.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 13, 2019
2)
“I thank you for the egg-sucking instruction, Palond. I meant that I can’t see myself managing to clamber up onto it, given the lack of a saddle, mounting block, or height on my part.”
“Oh, I can toss you up there, Sire. …#epic fantasy 3)
… In a stately manner, of course.”
“Ah. That’ll make it SO much better, when I’m hurtling through the air, wondering what my head is going to hit first.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 13, 2019