1)
The Dread Dark Duke deeply regrets
That owing to his new, entitled state
He can no longer associate
With friendly ladies, less-than-ladies, and frankly exotic dancer-ettes— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) May 13, 2019
2)
Yet there are few who against this conclusion would place bets
That until such time as the sun on his nobility sets
This is going to be a recurring source of deep ducal regrets— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) May 13, 2019