1)
I collect all too few coins and gems, but have rooms full of expensive murderesses
Who demand to be fed, and pleasured in bed, whenever they doff their far-too-expensive dresses— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 20, 2018
2)
Yes, to their endless needs I’ve long since become a downtrodden martyr
Yet they’ve been known to kill with elegance and veteran skill, so to safely get rid of them is a non-starter— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 20, 2018
Alas and perchance even alack
The orcs once more attack
And me, gadzooks, without a spoon
So I’ll be eating their guts out of my helm, real soon— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 21, 2018
