1)
“The warhorn! My armor, QUICK!”
“Yes, Highness! HERE!”
“No, no, idiot, my FIGHTING armor! That’s my posing in bedchambers and going dancing armor! Ever seen a REAL Princess going to war with her boobs and belly bared?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 25, 2018
2)
“Well, ah, yes, actually—”
“A LIVE one?”
“Er, no.”
“Exactly. Now keep your fingers on the latches and catches, lout. I KNOW how this goes on.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 25, 2018
Now the conquering dragon comes
With a satisfied purring of flame
Amused at the distant thud of warning drums
That to cowering humans proclaim
The coming of the death, and the deathbringer’s fame— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 25, 2018