Saw a group playing D&D in a conference room at work. Managed to resist the urge to charge into the room, scream "TIAMAT ATTACKS!" and just throw down some serious pain. That's why I always carry her stat block and a set of dice with me. Just in case a worthy challenger appears.
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018
I hope he never walks by our house on Friday nights…..we have enough things to fight…Aerifin doesn't need Tiamat too! https://t.co/Qc9liHzmqJ
— Carrie Fowler! (@oneloveinspires) March 29, 2018
It's been rumored that with the proper offerings, I have been known to turn Tiamat against the former DM. https://t.co/bvTvXqFioX
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018
you should also carry a glove, painted to look like the hand of vecna, to challenge people with like in the olden days.Now looking for that on Amazon…
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018
What do they get if they win?
— Welhaven (@Welhaven1) March 29, 2018
All the treasures of Scotland, assuming there are any left there. https://t.co/2Zz5Tzx6SH
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018
What if the party is already fighting Tiamat?
— Susan Esparza (@SusanEsparza) March 29, 2018
Tiamat's brother shows up and makes awkward conversation. He's hoping the fight ends so he can ask Tiamat for her Netflix password. https://t.co/9LzaycPAaP
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018
“Hey, Tia… oh, what are these, adventurers? Say, leave them alone a minute Tia, I wanna watch #StrangerThings, what’d you change your Netflix password to? Oh c’mon, he’s just wielding a +3 sword, let him trim your claws and tell me!” #dnd #dnd5e I see you have met him!
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018
I love these tweets, we need a D&D commercial like this now. Almost like the Kool Aid guy but it’s Mr. Mearls with a five headed dragon. LoL
— Frank (@Knarfenstein) March 29, 2018
I definitely have the physique to play Kool Aid Man. https://t.co/XWnyXqY5Y0
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018
Really mess with them. Surround them with quicklime armed with cream pies! They’ll never see it coming! Ah yes Tiamat’s Brother Twoamat Canon updated
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018
Dammit! Quicklings, not quicklime!
— Steven Schend (@StevenESchend) March 29, 2018
As a victim of autocorrect, I had a feeling that was what you meant!
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) March 29, 2018