1)
“Report of naked people singing and dancing in Knock Wood, Lord Captain. Some of them WIMMEN.”
“Witches, drunkards, a cult, or a guild initiation party?”
“Does it matter, sir? Same response from us, regardless.”
“Good point.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 18, 2019
2)
“Aye, sir. After we’ve clubbed ’em down and manacled them, we can ask those as wakes up first, an’ you can write yer report.”
“Out of ink, remember?”
“Use their blood, sir.”
“Good thinking, that man! Right, off we go!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 18, 2019
3)
“Right, sir! After all…”
[chorus]
“They won’t club and manacle THEMSELVES!”
“Lads, lads, one thing: we approach SILENTLY, and stay hid, and WATCH for a bit, before clubbing.”
“Right, sir! Why, sir?”
“It’s called ‘gathering…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 18, 2019
4)
…evidence.’ Some silly new fad, but the King’s all for it.”
“Oh. Very good, sir.”
“What’s ‘evidence,’ sir?”
“I’ll know it when I see it. If the women ARE naked, I suspect they’ll have it, but I’ll have to watch very closely.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 18, 2019
