1)
“Vornra, we haven’t a coin to rub against another, let alone to give to you. So if you’re going to insist on payment, we’ll just take these off again. There’ll be surplus clothing available in a moment or three.”
“Oh?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) April 21, 2019
2)
“Oh, yes. Dead brigands have no need of clothing.”
“Was that a threat, crossdresser?”
“Not at all. There’s no point in offering any sort of threat in the presence of Lady Vornra, the King, and Lord Wolf. I can’t hope to come…#epic fantasy 3)
…close to the threats they can casually ladle out.”
“Well, I haven’t heard any, so you—King—come with us, or we’ll start breaking fingers. Kings don’t need fingers.”
“Sure they do. They have to sign things for you. So best to…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) April 21, 2019
4)
…leave the fingers on his writing hand.”
“Oh. Good point. Which hand does he write with?”
“I write with BOTH of them!”
“You do?”
“Of course. All kings do.”
“They do?”
“Bah! He’s lying!”
“All kings do.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) April 21, 2019