1)
“If it hasn’t got wings, it ISN’T a dragon. I am something of an expert on dragons.”
“Oh? How so?”
“I’ve studied them extensively. INCLUDING from the inside.”
“What? A dragon swallowed you, or something?”
“Yes! And I survived, …#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) August 13, 2018
3)
…thanks to being a cook at the time, and having my pepperpot in my apron. The dragon sneezed me out of its gullet, rather than digesting me lower down!”
“So YOU’RE the little rat with the pepper!”
“Eh?”
“Well, Sir Dragon Expert, SOME dragons can shapechange. Do these jaws look familiar? No? How about NOW?”
“Aaaiiiieeeee!”
“No pepper to save you now, morsel? SUCH a pity!”
“Garlic, I have garlic!”
“I LIKE garlic.”
CHOMP
“Yum. LOVE a happy ending.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) August 13, 2018
