1)
“What is the Secret of the Grail?”
“Oh, gods, THIS again? I’m horrible at riddles, always have been…”
“The King Is The Land And The Land Is The King, but WHAT is the Secret of the Grail?”
“That there isn’t one? As in,…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 3, 2018
3)
…no grail except as a metaphor for the female womb and a succession of drinking goblets we wave to fool knights into going and getting themselves killed because we want impossible things done for us?”
“AAAAAGGH! You…#epic fantasy know the Secret! My long undeath is ended! I die at last! I diiie!”
“No, no, take your old cup with you. As a gift from me, or an award for hammy overacting. The castle’s going to be quiet without your moaning, you know?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 3, 2018
5)
“Oh! Unkind to the last! I go, I go!”
“Happy decomposing! Or oblivion, or whatever. Hmmm. Jester, how am I going to fool knights into going and getting themselves killed NOW?”#epic fantasy “Uh, my liege, the ghost did not in fact take the goblet.”
“Ah! Splendid! Long live The Grail!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 3, 2018
