1)
“What was THAT?”
“The King’s campfire exploding. That’s what you get when you burn enchanted wood: wands, staves, and even the Grand Vizier’s rod.”
“Grand Vizier’s—? What’d he do, chop it off?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 7, 2018
2)
“Ha-ha. You’re as funny as the Dread Duke himself.”
“Yes, but looks aren’t everything.”
“Ho, ho, HO. Royal Jester-level jokes. You’ll drop your pants next.”
“Hey, no jests about the Queen!”
“Hardy har har. …#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 7, 2018
3)
… You’re as funny as the King when he’s had a few.”
“I AM the King when he’s had a few. SEE?”
“Ooops. Heh-heh. Too late to beg and grovel for my life?”
“Too late for it to succeed. But go ahead. I always like a good grovel.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 7, 2018