Special thanks to the person who paid at the McDonald’s drive thru with $16 in coins today. Bonus points for screaming at the dude working the register for not counting your pennies quickly enough. When it was done I swear everyone in line stopped to commiserate with the dude.This is one of those times where I kind of miss using cash. I would’ve given that dude a $20 on general principle. The people who yell at restaurant or retail workers are the literal lowest form of life on the planet.
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) August 20, 2018
But what would be the #DnD equivalent of a McDonald's worker?
— Theo Caber 🇳🇱🇪🇺 (@Caber_nl) August 20, 2018
Seriously – Imagine having a conversation with one of your ancestors from 500 years ago.
“There’s a place where we can get a hot meal whenever we want for at most 30 – 60 minutes of work. We give the people who do this for us endless shit.”— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) August 20, 2018
Next Monster book should be titled “Otiluke’s Cadre of Assholes”
*Brent, Who Yells at McDonald’s Employees*
AC- 10
HP- 3 (1d4+1)
STR- 8
DEX- 6
CON- 10
WIS- 8
INT- 7
CHA- 6*Actions*
Bitch: -1 to hit, 1d6-3 psychic I'm sad that I accidentally gave him +1 to his HP but only a 10 CON.Forgive me, Mike. pic.twitter.com/ZvRpsP9tum
— Papa Jake (@PapaBirdJake) August 20, 2018
You are absolved of your sins my child.
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) August 20, 2018