1)
“You the King’s Champion?”
“I am, my good man. Why do you ask?”
“Two-headed poison-fanged giant outside wants to know. Can’t miss him; twenty feet tall and waving a club the size of a spitted ox.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 29, 2018
3)
“And you didn’t tell him I’m on vacation? Pray convey to him that in such situations, all requests for personal combat should be referred to the King personally.”
“Oh?”#epic fantasy “Indeed. Can’t miss him; four feet tall, sitting on a twenty-TWO-feet tall golden throne, behind the bodyguard of six archers, eight knights in chromed coat-of-plate, and six wizards with wands at the ready. …#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 29, 2018
4)
Oh, I forgot. And air support. A dragon circling overhead. By the time he’s finished dealing with them, I should be back from vacation and happy to entertain his challenge in person.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 29, 2018