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“Nowhere!” the breathless Champion of the Realm panted grimly. “All three thousand and six—”
“SEVEN,” the Princess snapped. “Three thousand and SEVEN.”
“Pray pardon, Highness! Three thousand and seven rooms of the Castle…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 3, 2018
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…Naughty Nalansae, with the aid of the Royal Wizard. It’s my morning to crossdress, and doing and undoing all those stays is so TIRESOME.”
…have been THOROUGHLY searched, and I regret to report that there’s no sign of the King. We fear the worst.”
“Oh? And what would that be?”
“Your MAJESTY! Where WERE you?”
“Right here, all along. Wearing the illusory image of…#epic fantasy “But—but this was the first room we asked in, before searching the entire CASTLE!! …#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 3, 2018
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When I burst in, asking, WHY ever didn’t you just say you were here?”
“What? And deprive you lot of a golden opportunity to rush around the place waving swords and yelling? After all, that’s what adventurers DO. …#epic fantasy “Don’t want you to get bored in this unprecedented era of peace and prosperity. The gods know *I* do, playing King every waking moment. I thought providing the entertainment was the LEAST I could do for you.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 3, 2018